honestly im a nice person but if you make a snarky comment about taylor swift’s dating life i will tear you to shreds
Three turns should do it
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
HELLO FAVORITE PRESIDENT
Years ago (when I was Eponine’s age in canon…) I was first reading the book, and I was intrigued by their stubborn personalities. I began wondering how they would work out if they met, perhaps in some other context like a successful revolution. And then that thought experiment blossomed.
I’ve come to realize that I ship it because I like couples that are strong as individuals, have set goals higher than themselves, and because they both dare to ask the question ‘what if?’. “What if we could change society?” “What if I could live differently?” They have such fearful passions and intensity, such that it’s fun to see what could come out of it.
More personally, there are some things (tropes, traits, etc) that are part of what I’m holding out for in my personal life.
Watch the creative stages behind Jonny Duddle’s beautiful new UK cover for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in this exclusive GIF.
"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”
Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?
favorite quotes from les misérables » volume iv, book viii
“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”
TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM
The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.
Today I realized that when Harry went to go visit his parents’ grave for the first time, James and Lily had already spent more time sharing a grave than they had alive together, and that is how I almost got into a car accident.
I could of spent another century with you.
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS