can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year


My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

Dig them up; let’s finish what we’ve started
Dig them up, so nothing’s left untouched





Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 


It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

barney and robin + season 6

Meant to be
I legit think that when Ted had the horn that robin and Barney had just gotten back together.

shes-cra-hayzy asked: JILY PROMPT: 7th year and Lily has started having feelings for james... Meanwhile. James has been experimenting with Pollyjuice potion and turns into Sirius. Lily hears Remus and Peter talking about such experimentation and corners the real Sirius (thinking its James) and decides to make a move... Real James enters (as real james) and sees Lily kiss Sirius...


I’m sorry it took so long! Thanks for the prompt, though :)

The books slip out of his hands but he makes no move to swoop down and catch him. James stands agape at the sight of his best mate lip locked with the girl he fancies. The pair wrench apart like similar poles of a magnet.

Sirius is blinking rapidly, befuddled but simultaneously pleasantly amazed. Lily, on the other hand, looks like she might be sick. The colour has drained from her face and she flicks her gaze from James to Sirius. As if realization slowly and finally strikes Sirius, his eyes grow wide and his mouth opens to sputter a variety of insults, some that James has never heard of.

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Anonymous asked: ortintglasdg can you please draw Jily doing something casually, like holding hands or playing with harry? Your art is addicting!


here you go anon!



A James and Lily crackship post, with Aaron Johnson and Karen Gillan.

realslytherinchick asked: Tipsy drabble request! Sirius tells Lily about some of their wanking euphemisms and she sees how many of them she can use in conversation with James before he explodes from embarrassment.


My first drabble, huzzah! Please keep in mind that it was written in under an hour while tipsy, so Ulysses it is not. If might be helpful to look at the wanking euphemisms post first. (And fun. Mostly fun.)

It was early Friday afternoon, and the sixth year Gryffindors were flooding out of transfiguration.

The Marauders paused briefly in the corridor before parting ways. “I’m going to go, ah, play a bit on the quidditch pitch during my free period,” said Sirius with a grin. “Have fun in class.”

Peter chuckled at him and headed off towards the grounds for care of magical creatures. Remus gave a brief snort while James rolled his eyes. “Honestly mate, you don’t need to tell us every time you visit the pitch. We’re fine not knowing—in fact, we prefer not knowing.”

“Poor Prongsie…I know you’re just jealous. Too bad you have arithmancy now, or you could visit the pitch, too. I bet Lily loves quidditch players.” Sirius smirked as he watched James’s ears take on their trademark red tinge.

"Shut it, Padfoot,” James muttered as he turned toward arithmancy. Remus made to follow him, but checked himself and glanced back at Sirius. “Not in the sock drawer this time, eh Paddy?” he said in a pleading tone before taking off after James. Sirius gave him a mock salute and turned in the direction of the dormitory.

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