I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x
Just imagine if Sirius had raised Harry…
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Merlin’s beard, Lily. We’re going to be parents. Us. Can you imagine that?
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
James Potter not having grown up around young children because he was the only child of elderly parents and going over to Lily’s while her cousins are over and holding a baby for the first time and looking at Lily like, WHAT IS THIS THING I WANT TWELVE.
And he was about to kiss her.
No, she was about to kiss him.
Oh, what did it matter?
On their first date Lily asks James why he was talking to a dog and James says he’s just a lovable stray that hangs around Hogsmeade and Lily says ‘Oh really, whats his name?’ and James panics and blurts out ‘Snuffles’ because it’s the first thing that comes to his mind and Sirius rolls his eyes at the name but secretly likes it, and…and years later, he asks Harry to call him that…and…I NEED TO LIE DOWN AND COUNT TO TEN TO CALM MYSELF.
fantine [les misérables]
I met her when I was a sophomore
One of the best experiences of my life
She gave me and a fried a tour backstage because we got lost back there.
so i forgot to tell y’all but i actually met 14 y/o james potter at this training program last week i swear it was him and i spent half the week sitting next to him asking him in whispers for the answers to shit bc he was so profoundly talented and intelligent, so much more than…
Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room
CRYING AND PEEING.
I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SINCE NOW